mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

nugget face

cute, adorable, anything small and lovable like a nugget

awe that puppy is so cute! little nugget face!

by manneh February 24, 2014

face the woods

When a jackass tells you to face the fucking woods.

you face the woods when a jackass tells u to

by Isbd December 13, 2016

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.

Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.

by Johanna D March 3, 2004

Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.

After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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by iqbal February 21, 2007