young white girl syndrome

n. the psychological condition of being excessively opinionated or critical, often to the point of pettiness. Neither 100% ubiquitous nor exclusive to young white girls, though most common in them.

"He complained about the temperature in the restaurant four times and sent his food back twice."

"Oh, yeah. Bad case of young white girl syndrome, that one.

by Ben Heddon March 28, 2015

Tall White Boy Syndrome

A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.

"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."

"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."

If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.

by AverageHeightMan July 8, 2022

Pink headed white snake

The penis of a white male.

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!

by Blowy Gladstone January 24, 2011

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

White Boy Fever (WBF)

White Boy Fever.
Jessie Mcartney, Justin Bieber, The Backstreet boys. Whether it’s a celebrity or your next door neighbor, we’ve all been obsessed with a white boy at one point in our lives. This is what is called white boy fever or WBF. It is when one is obsessed with white boys.

White boy fever (wbf). It is when one is obsessed with white boys.

by isabelle.sierra December 10, 2018

white trash teen mom

Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash

Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education

Has no job
Has no drivers license

Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany

Did you see Destany I think she is a white trash teen mom.

by Southern sweet pea October 31, 2017

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005