Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod

"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."

by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024

Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021

Watermelon Cat

A perfect, gorgeous cat that is grey, sleeps on watermelons(literally) and he's a nice and cute companion. He eats small bites of watermelon.

The watermelon cat is our new god!

by Mudkippz May 2, 2024

cat chicken

a cat the is genetically a cat but disguised as a chicken so he can fuck many little boys and feast off the shit of cows the get fucking shot by a farmer and fly up into the sky as a ghost screaming racial slurs at the top of his lungs like "nigger jew cunt butter"

damn stfu cat chicken

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

cat whistle

A dog whistle for “dog whistle”

“Basketball Americans” is a racist cat whistle for African-Americans originating from a 4chan thread

by zerychon December 24, 2024

Cat

The CAT is a sexy ass beast with a sick ass tail, but... The CAT can be a fucking asshole vomiting on ur bed. The CAT is Basically a sexy ass fuck face.

Look at that CAT (gets boner) it’s hot (kills ur family) oh shit

by AliBoyHD123 June 9, 2019

Cat

a little furball that is a pain in the asshole

The cat was scratching up my curtains, (slaps the cat)

by Meowscles_Simp69 May 11, 2022