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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down
Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023
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Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
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bonfire standard

If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being
Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.
by Danny Gocobe July 9, 2023
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Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
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Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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Fishy stanky

Anastasia Williams- honn / Snapchat- anastasia2sexy
This fishy stanky bitch needs to stop talking shit.
by Cohenp608 September 25, 2023
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