Rehab pussy

when you have some pussy that is so amazing you have to exile your self into self induced rehab. Rehab pussy generally comes from a blonde with a big ass and big fake tits. She often will say "whaddaya gonna do for me" before intercourse. You know right away this means you have to lick her whisker biscut if you wanna stick the biscut. You will put up no fight because it is like crack to an addict. She has you addicted so badly you will even let her cup her butthole with her hand and fart in it only to make you breathe it.

jeses, that is some rehab pussy right there, I had it once and next I knew I was breathing her farts.

by victim # 999 February 4, 2012

Winking Pussy

The involuntary spasm of a pussy when any object attempts to penetrate it.

I broke up with a girl because she had a winking pussy.

by sweetwilly aka poolwater August 9, 2012

Artificial Pussy

The practice (among gay men) of using a low viscosity lubricant (for instance, hand lotion) when having anal intercourse. This practice may have originated in order to better simulate the low friction of a woman's vagina, perhaps more common as the number of bi-sexual men has significantly increased in the last decade, often desiring a more soft, low friction experience.

Typically, the lotion is squirted into the anus prior to intercourse, often hours before. Therefore no preparation or lubricant is required before intercourse, creating a more spontaneous and natural experience, an artificial pussy.

by mandrakeblue January 7, 2012

There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

semi-pussy whipped

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Pussy fresh brain

A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.

Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house

by WetnWild69 March 12, 2009

Pussy piston action

The sound created when a man thrusts his penis into a tight, well lubricated vagina. Also known as vulva volume.

Man, pumping that dirty bird I picked up last night, her pussy was so wet the pussy piston action was phenomonal. I swear she was running some Penzoil grade shit.

by Geezer81 March 31, 2007