Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

gorillas and cheese

1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!

Did you have gorillas and cheese?

I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.

We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!

by ivanaeataturdpwease October 20, 2008

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

Cheese

Unspeakable, god, all powerful, 42

I am cheese, I am speed

by Hdjdjdndjdjd January 1, 2020

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023