Least I Could Do

LICD(found at leasticoulddo.com) is a webcomic, created by Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza. It is also the webcomic that has spread the phrase, 'vagoo'.
READ. IT.

Least I Could Do, although not for all ages, is an infinitley funny read.

by J. Waltz October 12, 2007

I don't even know

A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.

"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"

by I Gojira I November 21, 2007

i want to go home

i want to go home

i want to go home

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

I could buy you

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."

"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

I walk where I want Bitch

A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.

Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!

by I'm the master of cupcakes! April 3, 2012

i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos June 1, 2007

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009