shepherd's purse

Very hairy vagina

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.

by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018

Federally Associated Purposes

A backronym for FAP. Usually associated with putting something in the spank bank,

I'll need to see the source... for Federally Associated Purposes of course.

by LoClo October 30, 2018

periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

Elitist of Purity

Somebody that is considered elite for withholding from any form of sexual relations past the age of 18, even while expressing extreme desire.

"Hey Andrew! Did you and the chick smash?"
"Nah man, I'm an Elitist of Purity. That shit is weak."

by Pleenb44 November 8, 2019

I trust purple

A phrase that a fellow AROHA made for just us and ASTRO. It means that we will never leave our boy's side no matter what. We can trust them and they can trust us. We are family.

some AROHA have been trying to push this phrase in our family since 2016 but since we're a small family it's kinda to promote such things ;(( maybe one day it'll become our famous motto .

ASTRO: Please don't leave us. Trust us

AROHA: Don't worry I trust purple

by jinwoo's binch November 17, 2019