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Eye Nuts

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.
by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
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nut

I’m bout to nut in that pussy
by Gygunjinhubjimuhn August 15, 2021
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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at
Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”
by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018
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sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.
When was your last sneaky nut.
by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016
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