Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
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Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.
Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.
by Putson November 19, 2020
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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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Star Cum

When your cum is boiling hot to the touch it creates boils on your girls pussy. Creating the Big Bang!
I brought my girl home and gave a Star Cum.
by STEWIEBOOBIE January 02, 2018
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Cum filled donut

..simple. a donut with a cum filling😛
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Cum Pet

A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
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cum pets

These kids are cum pets!
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