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The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007
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when thots use the fake tan and it gets all in their knuckles. synonymous with 16-20 year old instagram thots from the UK
yo shit dawg that hair is orange as a white girls knuckles
by the nigmaster general September 30, 2020
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Crest 3D White Strips

An alternative to going to the dentist and receiving teeth whitening treatment. This over the counter brand of strips delivers similar effects to professional treatment. However, over time the white strips will weaken the tooth enamel leading to inevitable decay.
OMG, her teeth are so white I have to wear sunglasses just to look at her.

She uses Crest 3D White Strips 2 times a day religiously. I would get some but it's too damn expensive and I would rather just brush my teeth and floss once a day!
by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013
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Tall White Boy Syndrome

A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."

"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."

If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
by AverageHeightMan July 8, 2022
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white text box meme

A video of something unusual, but not funny. Above they video is black text that spoils the video, laughing emojis, or something god awfully cringe. The background color in these memes are always white, hence the name.
Friend: *Send an meme from @daquan

Also friend: LOL

Me: That's not funny, it's a white text box meme
by DoingJoeMomma September 24, 2019
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White House High School

White House High School is the high school that no one wants to go to but has to thanks to the school zoning. It truly amazes me how every singular extra-curricular activity at this school performs like utter horse shit compared to every other school in the county. The football team is just as bad as the little washed up whores that dress up every friday to cheer for them. This school is filled with entitled pieces of shit with daddy's money that cant even locate the United States on a map of the world. Everyone here thinks they are hot shit but in reality they will be filing for government assistance the day they graduate. The staff and faculty here were clearly hired on Craigslist. The teachers cannot educate their students without reading off of a script. They dont even know what they are teaching. The average body count here is estimated at 18.9 as of August. The cheer team makes up 92% of those bodies.
Sports Announcer: And White House High School loses AGAIN by five touchdowns!
by Definitions With Class September 3, 2021
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