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by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.

X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.

by Depressed3 October 28, 2021

one man's treasure is another man's trash

What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".

Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.

by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019

its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020

Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

Hit me baby one more time

The art of seduction

Girl: Hit me baby one more time!

Guy: Ok, whore, I'll hit you baby one more time.

by somebody457 March 23, 2011

Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.

1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009