monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014

Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.

You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?

by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots

You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022

Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024