He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.
by Jack David February 10, 2025
Get the Time Machinemug. A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.
The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.
The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.
Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.
For the best time call +1 613 745-1576. You can set your atomic clock by that.
For the best time call +1 613 745-1576. You can set your atomic clock by that.
by bitchuck September 7, 2025
Get the for a good time callmug. A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023
Get the Once twice three times you're ladiesmug. by Tyronehere November 21, 2016
Get the jig timemug. The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.
Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024
Get the the two timemug. A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the I wanna see what you get to experience all the timemug.