There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkey mug.by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022
Get the Earth Monkey mug.The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkey mug.The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkey mug.A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
Get the Toilet monkey mug.black person: touches white person
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
Get the monkey mug.A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022
Get the Ikem monkey mug.