cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
by maddiesex January 24, 2023
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Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
by Benis36 March 11, 2019
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Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.
by your neighbor January 26, 2023
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cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick
by I3avier August 18, 2023
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Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese
After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah
by Varus58 October 06, 2023
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Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s
Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!
by Logan hugil January 25, 2025
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Doo doo cheese

An exclamation like what the heckie or holy cow
Erin: I ate your whole family
Sam: what the doo doo cheese
by George Washington the nineteen December 28, 2024
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