hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 2, 2023

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*

by Dying inside July 5, 2023

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Nacho cheese edema

A new popular trend in japanese porn where one partner inserts nacho cheese into their vagina/anus with a turkey baster and fill it to the brim. The other partner proceeds to to dip chips into the nacho cheese filled vagina/anus and consume it while calling it lunch. Other variations involve inserting a octopus with the nacho cheese into vagina/anus

Rimuru: Have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema before?
Zoob: what's that?
Rimuru: It's where one person fills there vag/ass with nacho cheese and the other person eats it and calls it lunch. Very popular in japanese porn.

Zoob: your such a degen gooner

by LordShaxx88b_p April 27, 2024