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Cat

by Alexisalsoagirlsname March 11, 2020
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Cats

I like cats
by anonymous January 14, 2022
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Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN
Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced
by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021
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Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.
"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"
by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021
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The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).
“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory
by Vslbyss December 19, 2025
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Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas
I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.
by potusgadfly December 22, 2021
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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 12, 2021
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