brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021

Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022

cum

For men, the white gel that comes out of your dick when you attain sexual pleasure.
For women, the mess which you cause when you attain sexual pleasure

Oh yeah, oh yeah, you are gonna make me cum. Please don't stop. Yes, Yes. Go on. Oh fuck. You are so naughty.

by Katt1234pwbepq;wa.sx h September 15, 2022

Cum Slut

A person of the female gender that is chatty or annoying/and all round slut.

Shut up cum slut!

by westjerry June 7, 2021

Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries

“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022