me: says literally nothing
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
by dopeteens July 6, 2019

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by rachelaloughranb July 17, 2021

P1: That lady must have been on drugs! She chased us four blocks!
P2: Damn right. She was crazy down to the toes.
P2: Damn right. She was crazy down to the toes.
by quadonkdonk June 15, 2021

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
