Double Friendzone

Another term for platonicism.

Oh no... I think I'm in the double friendzone

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.

Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!

by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018

The Double dip

The act of a male masturbating until ejaculation and then using the semen as lube to jack off again immediately after.

"I was so horny after my church date with Andria I had to do the Double dip to myself too calm down"

by Rabidracoon December 5, 2022

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.

Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!

by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023

Double Thruster

When a male is in doggy style with a female, with a strap-on attached to his buttcheeks, with another girl behind him. He then thrusts forward and backwards therefore pleasing both women at the same time while screaming thrusty mcbusty.

I just double thrustered two girls last night, it was an experiance.

by Poopyballs the Prophet December 17, 2021