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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Deez Nuts

DN
“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night
What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”
by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021
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Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"
by Wenis man January 27, 2023
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Nut-to-but

When troopers line up in a column formation, typically as the starting formation in a linebattle or a promotion ceremony.
Line up! Nut-to-but gentlemen! -Unc0nn3ct3d during linebattle
by Mac Tíre_2k August 9, 2021
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deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem
tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it
by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

No Nut November

No Nut November is a game to boys. During the month of November, you will not be allowed to "nut":ejaculate, until December 1st, but, by then, you will be in Dick Destroying December.
"I am going to participate in No Nut November"
by xXDeathBunnyXx December 1, 2019
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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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