That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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He’s a white boy who likes to play baseball or any sport. He’s a good guy to trust with stuff so he’ll keep some secrets
He’s a white boy who likes to play baseball or any sport. He’s a good guy to trust with stuff so he’ll keep some secrets
by Jack talks about meeeee August 20, 2022
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by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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Guy 2: "Fuck it dude I just got my first job lets Jack Arnold."
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by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
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