Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

Cum

Don’t ever use the word “come” in a sentence

Joe: Bro hold on, I’m coming
Mike: Cumming you say 😈😈😈

by 3 inches deep November 24, 2021

Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct

by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 4, 2021

Cum

The white sticky warm stuff that CUMS out of your large hard penis when your feeling horny af

Girl:fucks boy
Girl:PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME
boy:ohh ohhh AHHH YES
girl:OH YES ITS SO WARM AND STUCKY UP THERE NOW LETS GET YOU TO DEEP THROAT ME

by Cumywummycummaster6969 March 20, 2022

Cum

Cum

Cum

by Bettafish541 December 20, 2021