cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 02, 2017
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022
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Cum In The Modder

An action in which one will climax into a "modder" in the popular game GTA V Online
1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.
by saint beepus May 30, 2021
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023
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Cum nigga

A black guy that com.
-dreamybull
Nigga 1:Hey are you a cum nigga?

Nigga 2: (cum)
by Cumnigga May 15, 2023
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Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night
by dLFN98 December 28, 2018
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Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
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