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Electric Bowling Ball

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010
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balls in your butthole

Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"
by Literally that guy February 10, 2015
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Fucking Shit Balls

A phrase which is used when something totally sucks!
Abbreviation: FSB
That test was hard as fucking shit balls!

AWWW FUCKING SHIT BALLS I LOST!

Why the fucking shit balls does every predator missile come after me!
by AKA The Doc February 7, 2010
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Ball Sack Tap

The ball sack tap is the deft movement of tapping one's hand, palm up, onto someone else's ball sack (with or without clothes on). This can be done by males, to reward one another for something well done.

This can be demonstrated in the movie SuperTroopers during the first meeting, when Mac gives a ball sack tap to the Rookie after he sings the song.
"Dude, did you just give me a ball sack tap?"

"I'll give you a ball sack tap if you finish that whole thing of syrup"
by SeppukuSteve January 23, 2005
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sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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Boston Red Balls

The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).
"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."
by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009
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African Hoop-Ball

The more accurate name for the popular sport known as Basketball.
"I love playing African Hoop-Ball, but I suck at it"

"That's because you're white".
by GIVENCHY_NGBY November 25, 2014
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