a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2015
Get the kiss me baby one more timemug. A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
Get the I just cracked me one off.mug. by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Get the one eyed heat seeking moisture missilemug. When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021
Get the Killing two birds with one stonemug. When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021
Get the Cracking open a cold one with the boysmug. To screw it up
by G-L-O-R-I-A March 6, 2018
Get the you really fucked the pooch on that onemug. by Justin Casuccio July 22, 2006
Get the ONE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKING PIMPLEmug.