1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

by bruthanumba3 April 06, 2008

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One mans cunt is another mans arsehole

Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad

"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"

by Anton bevermarsh January 05, 2021

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There's more than one way to skin a cat

If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.

I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.

by Truthful Mikki December 11, 2018

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Putting all of your Poles in one plane

Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.

"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.

by CoOpmeister June 21, 2010

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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

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