by Ass blaster 1000 November 15, 2017
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Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
by Evil Ian March 18, 2011
Get the Fuck My Mother mug.Okay, they're not punk, emo, rock...whatever. They don't belong in any genre. They're just pure genius. that's all there is to it. You're right, there will be haters. There will be lovers. Like anything.
by Cherub-Hands August 3, 2006
Get the My Chemical Romance mug.by carolannnnniez<3 October 2, 2005
Get the My Chemical Romance mug.When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.
by sextc August 31, 2008
Get the Cutting my grass mug.Allow me to clear up all of the crap definitions here. My Chemical Romance is not pop. My Chemical Romance is not punk. My Chemical Romance is not emo, and they have never siad they were any of those things. My Chemical Romance is undr the genre of post hardcore. A VERY SMALL AMOUNT of their earlier songs MIGHT have passed for metal, but they are a "Post Hardcore" band. I'm not going to say that they're good or that their bad, because definitions aren't for pushing people's own personal opinions. They are for informing.
Lame Ass-"MCR sucks! I hate emo!"
Lame Ass-"MCR rocks! Thy're so punk and cool!"
Lame Ass-"Oooh, I hate that whole pop scene so MCR must suck!"
Cool Kid-"I listened to some of their stuff, I didn't like it that much."
Cool Kid-"At first i didn't like them because of I'm Not Okay(an MCR single), but I heard some more of their stuff, and now i can't get enough of them!"
Lame Ass-"MCR rocks! Thy're so punk and cool!"
Lame Ass-"Oooh, I hate that whole pop scene so MCR must suck!"
Cool Kid-"I listened to some of their stuff, I didn't like it that much."
Cool Kid-"At first i didn't like them because of I'm Not Okay(an MCR single), but I heard some more of their stuff, and now i can't get enough of them!"
by DefinionWizard June 24, 2005
Get the My Chemical Romance mug.Who cares what genre the band is? I dosen't fucking matter if they are emo or punk or hadcore or whatever! My Chemical Romance is a fucking awesome band! It is good music, and if you don't like it then, sorry, you don't know what you are missing, but I am not gonna sit here and tell you that you are a dumbass or something like that, you just have different taste in music. If you have only heard one or two of their songs, I suggest you listen to some other things by them. I know that I don't like Helena, Ghost of You, of I'm not Okay. Just because I don't like them dosn't mean the band sucks. Give them a try. As for teenie bopping, people are going to do whatever they want, no matter what people say. And for good measure, I agree with those of you who say Gerard is sexy.
BTW: Green Day is two words, not "Greenday". If you are going to diss a band, at least spell their name properly. "Stay out of the light, or the photograph that I gave you, you can say a prayer if you need to, some other way to continue, to hide my face" I Never Told You What I Do for a Living- Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, My Chemical Romance is the best!
by Samantha Kay July 29, 2008
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