Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.

Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"

by AughisFun October 14, 2025

Cum

A white sauce that is sticky. It is edible and comes out of a man’s penis. It is the way a woman gets pregnant

You cum is nice and sticky.

by anonymous July 14, 2024

cum sludger

A gay term for when a male and a male are having sex and you're on the bottom, and getting the other male to slide his cum into your ass.

"My man was the cum sludger yesterday with his bf!"

by gay sex man June 4, 2021

Cum Cooker

Cooker of Cum. Just might work.

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!

by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022

A Cummings

A complete Cunt

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.

by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020