Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

uwu cat

a thing that is related to gacha in a nasty way, they can simply not live without their JaKEAY BObO bEaR.

please if you see one... BURN IT TO ASHES AND FEED IT TO THE SUFFERING SOULS OF HELL

OMG ITS AN UWU CAT!!

by Alissathebored March 17, 2024

Warrior Cats

An awful book with pages made of marijuana so it would be popular as shit

Warrior cats also has really shitty fan animations as old the the game boy advance

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 19, 2024

Fireheart from warrior cats animated

An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior cats “Animated”

Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024

cookie the cat

The person that created this defenition.
A autistic female minor with a youtube channel and roblox account
Angy person too

Random person: emoji cat heat when
Cookie the cat: never

by Cookie the cat March 24, 2024

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"

by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024