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butt numbin' cold

It's butt numbin' cold outside.
by Emmy November 25, 2003
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Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole
by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010
mugGet the Gomer the Butt Turtlemug.

what's good with the butt?

what guys ask chicks to see if they're willing to do anal.
sex is great but what's good with the butt?

I asked her what's good with the butt and she said "damn I thought you'd never ask."
by spooninspoonout November 10, 2010
mugGet the what's good with the butt?mug.

butt crack plaque

butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.
"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"
by EHAYNA January 18, 2009
mugGet the butt crack plaquemug.

homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009
mugGet the homeless butt sexmug.

Soccer Mom Butt

Damn Sarah you have a total soccer mom butt
by stutes magoots November 23, 2009
mugGet the Soccer Mom Buttmug.

Butt Nut Stretch

Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.
"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."

Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
by Herpalous flotus April 21, 2008
mugGet the Butt Nut Stretchmug.

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