Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
Get the jack and dashmug. Wow that’s jack
by Your friendly friend Bob November 29, 2020
Get the Jackmug. A person with a sense of humor that's either really bad or really funny- no in-between. He will always bother you about his girl problems, and sometimes it's funny to watch him struggle with drama. He will either frustrate you with extreme self doubt or extreme self confidence- again no in-between. His playlists can range from little girl pop to the music you'd expect to hear in a trampoline park.
by K-Australiaxx November 20, 2021
Get the Jackmug. The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
Get the Jacksmug. The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.
Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!
by passionné d'arguments October 17, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Ritacca February 15, 2023
Get the Jack Chimug. That guy at the gas pump wearing linen pant and flaring his hands around in anger is a wracket jack.
by LunaSteelpittburgher October 2, 2017
Get the wracket jackmug.