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chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
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Chicken

1. An Animal:

The chicken is a majestic small feathered creature in the bird family. Though it cannot fly it makes up for that by having really sharp claws that can cut through your skin and give you an infection. The chicken can also lay eggs just like any other normal bird but the eggs of a chicken are not only used to give life to new chickens, their eggs can also be used as a food source for humans.

2. Food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

Not only are the eggs of a chicken good for eating but the actual chicken is good for eating, it may seem sad that people eat such an adorable creature, but, it is true. Chicken is a very tasty food, it is a type of meat and can be eaten in many ways, for example, it can be fried, BBQd, roasted, toasted etc. It is very important not to eat the chickens body raw because you WILL get very sick by getting salmonella or some other virus or disease.
As an animal:

"Hey look at that adorable chicken, awwww"
"Can I hold your pet chicken please?"

As a food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

"Ill have the crispy chicken sandwich please"
"Do you have any chicken nuggets?"
by Strange_blue6 December 6, 2022
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Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
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rotissarie chicken

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
by YEE my HAW March 5, 2020
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Chicken karma

The indian chicken was bad chekan and his karma is he is now curry🐔🐔🐔
Oh this be bad curry must be chicken karma
by Chekan September 24, 2017
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Chicken Jockey

When you and a homie drop pants, touch cheeks, and fart into each other.
Hey bro, let’s chicken jockey.”
by speakeee May 4, 2025
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Chicken nugget

Something that taste so good in your mouth that also has a wonderful crisp. The have meat so vegetarians be careful
You cook it than chicken nugget You put in mouth and than you chew and than you swallow and that’s a WAP ( wings and pizza)
by We have WAP ( Wings and pizza) November 27, 2020
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