Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017

fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017

Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.

Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.

by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011

San Marino Kick Off

A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.

"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."

by Nxah June 2, 2023

big fuck off jeep

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

by Surelook February 12, 2023

Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023