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Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy
My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy
by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018
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bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023
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monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...
by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023
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monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee
wow you're such a monkey bum
by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021
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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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Monkey-Man

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.
Monkey-Man is a man, too!
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
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cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu
by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021
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