monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
by ATown Social Experiment July 11, 2008
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Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.
Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.
by Awesomeman123 August 07, 2008
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Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune
by Breh momebt March 18, 2021
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Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 05, 2020
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purple monkey virus

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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 04, 2022
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Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
My horses name is Spud Monkey
by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023
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