douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

by Razzhead January 11, 2008

Bag City

A store or section thereof dominated primarily by cheap, bulk, bagged items. Can also refer to any place that seems shabby or inhabited by "bag people."

I had to go shopping in Bag City today. That place is a real Bag City.

by wifflebird April 8, 2008

cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.

person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!

by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009

bag of rucus

A bag fully equipped to the T with the very important drugs that bring the muthafuckin rucus.

GET THE BAG OF RUCUS.
MAN, YOU JUST PULLED A BAG O RUCUS OUTA YO POCKET

by Teknineeee February 20, 2009

Treasure Bags

boobies

look at her treasure bags

by chuckles777 June 29, 2008

big bag of dumb

used to describe a stupid situation or object

"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"

by KDHinSTL August 7, 2008