wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.

Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.

by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012

cat

the cutest animals ever periodt.

person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL

person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.

person 1: THEIR SO CUTE

person 2: RIGHT

by mellalololol May 28, 2021

Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you

Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points

by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

Pipa Cats

My crush and my friend

Pipa cats is a great Gachatuber.

by Teddy from Youtube February 18, 2019

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

by Stray Shopping cart February 10, 2022