kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

PEnis

BIG JUICY THING

HE ATE MY PENIS

by I WANNA FUCKIN DIE June 3, 2018

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.

“Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”

by ggeraldmonster June 12, 2023

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021