Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
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Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
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Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
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