double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND

1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him

by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 15, 2016

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”

Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.

by hadoublery July 10, 2011

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019