Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

No nut November

When a male has to stop masturbating for a whole month and after that month is over there Testosterone goes up if you fail no nut November you can’t do the challenge again untill next year

Mike:I’m gonna do no nut november this year
Micheal: There is not way you will win no nut November.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Nuts

Nuts are either the ones that are tasty and the ones that are tastier!

The nuts were so juicy and tasty, nuts are so yummy!

by stealshreksballs April 17, 2022

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

Nut

The act of ejaculation which would release endorphins, commonly acted out by males.
It could also be slang for male testicles.

1. I nutted while sleeping, it's about time I hit puberty.
2. Ow! Why did you kick my nuts?

by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022