Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.

Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!

by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020

Wing nutted

When someone keeps telling you stories about their son/daughters accomplishments or exploits

Did you hear Dave in work yesterday. Going on to everyone about his sons cricket team. We all got wing nutted.

by Hewhomustnotbenamed69 January 15, 2021

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025