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Pubes and cock

A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.
Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?

Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.

Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.
by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008
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cold cock

when one is led to believe there will be a sexual encounter and then it quickly dissipates.
After we made out in her parents car she straight cold cocked me and left me at the park.
by smoovey September 5, 2007
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cock tease

when your best friend alex sends you pictures of her hott cousin when they're in Michigan when you are in Indiana
*send picture*
OMGGG>! HOTTIE!
*send picutre*
Alex you cock tease (:
by jennyissocoollike August 6, 2010
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Cock-Talk

When a woman tries to speak while performing fellatio.
"John thought he heard his wife say 'I love you' while giving him head, but it was hard to understand her cock-talk"
by King Pontus November 22, 2009
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cock mock

1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.

2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.

3) The butch of a lesbian couple.

4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.

5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
Man that ugly little girl over there is a deffinate cock mock.
by Justyn Claar, Biatch! July 2, 2005
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cock nipples

when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.
ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."
by Mipples2roomies April 1, 2009
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cock zit

"My cock zit popped by itself today, and now my underwear is completely soaked in pus."
by Xwerdna January 5, 2009
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