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Cat

Furry ninja with short knives in each hand.
That's a cute cat, oh no its attacking me!
by Boocco123 December 10, 2024
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cat

The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.
my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!
by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021
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Cats

Arrogant little motherfuckers with ninja spikes in between their paws. slang for them

are pussy.
A fluffy animal which is good for being a house hold pet also known as a cats.
by uwuwuuwuwuwuw December 12, 2022
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cat

person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL

person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.

person 1: THEIR SO CUTE

person 2: RIGHT
by mellalololol May 28, 2021
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squish the cat

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
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Cats

by Rara 21 March 30, 2022
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