destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Flag

Get the destroying that monkey mug.

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

Flag

Get the Monkey Bending mug.

fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently

Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

Flag

Get the fag monkey mug.

Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.

that was stupid asf your such a monkey.

by imabbq May 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Monkey mug.

Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 23, 2022

Flag