cum me a river

to cum a river

oi ringo m8 cum me a river

by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021

Reverse Cum

When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.

Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!

Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM

MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.

by Dickmanut February 22, 2025

Hold Cum

A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.

E r eke hold cum

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

cum suka dick

Cum suka dick means that the dick is a bitch wolf because suka means bitch wolf

Wow man I never knew you were such a cum suka dick guy

by poggerschampion January 18, 2022

Cum Slug

To ejaculate a long, thick and solid stream of cum, similar to a slug

Her: cum on my back
Me: *cums*
Her: something feels heavy

Me: Uh oh, Cum Slug!

by PapiZapotec June 2, 2024

Cum

That white wet slime that comes out your dick when you stroke it too much

I just went on the hub once and after that I painted my room in cum

by Stickytipbro October 19, 2021

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013