The Quiet Kid

The kind of kid who usually goes unnoticed. They don't talk much but they seem to have a lot going on up there. You'd say "hey what's up?" and they'd awkwardly stammer out "hey". Sometimes they don't want to talk, sometimes they can't, usually a mix of both. Inside they can be pretty chill, nice, and funny. But get on their bad side and they turn cold. They can be intensely insulting and sometimes have a weapon or two at home. But if you're nice to them they will try their best to pay it back. They're not bad people, just hard to read and not very talkative. Some people think they have depression and will ask why they're so quiet. And to be honest, they don't really know either. They usually pick a spot at the back where no one can really see them. When they do talk though, It's gonna be interesting.

Guy one: "Is that emo kid depressed or something?"
Guy two: "Nah, just the quiet kid. He's actually pretty nice"
Guy three: "Seriously? I insulted his friend and he didn't hold back"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023

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The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

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Protect Kids

You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.

Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

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