DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

Cheese

What is there to say it’s just cheese.

CHEESE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS HERE!

by TheBiscuitQueen_ January 12, 2022

Cheese tits

Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread

Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?

by BootyTrauma December 17, 2015

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

Cheesed

When something is too funny or cringy for words. Often said by youtuber Wolfiewraps and RyanSwaze

Did they just say a homeless man tackled them? I’m cheesed

by Cau August 15, 2018